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Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Crash Dieting helps....

get you out of jail. 14kgs is a lot of weight to lose to fit through the bars of a jail. One has to give the guy some credit for effort but I guess prison food is pretty bad so it might not have been too hard. I could never escape by this method, not just because I am fat, but my skull is extremely large to boot. So much so I can't wear normal hats.

Anyway, if I was the cops I would looking for the guy at all-you-can-eat outlets.


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