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Friday, February 11, 2005

FOX News - Eat your heart out

I have found the best source of news on the web in the world. A source that is in no way biased and only reports the hard hitting news of the day. I am of course talking about Korean Central News Agency the offical arm of DPRK, otherwise known as the proganada arm of the most forward looking nation on earth. Surprisingly, I think it is the only news agency not to report the upcoming royal wedding.(I don't know what they are think, same deal with J-Lo's and Ben Afflick's break up.)
The site is hosted in Japan and is clearly a translation of Korean into English via Japanese. I know things can be a little confusing and get lost in translation but the suggestion to governments in the Indian ocean that "would eradicate the aftermath of the natural disaster" on 30th December 2004 is just a little creepy. (The next day, the messages to a few other nations has the words "clean up" instead.)

3 Comments:

  • At 2:53 pm, February 14, 2005, Blogger Potentially Ash said…

    "The director of a company in Singapore noted that Kim Jong Il is a great man who is steering the world politics in the 21st century and the Korean people under his wise guidance are the most dignified people in the world."

    This may well be the case. I wonder what his is really like? Would Kim Jong II and G. W. Bush get along if they both come to my BBQ?

     
  • At 3:54 pm, February 14, 2005, Blogger Potentially Ash said…

    Blair, Do you think this is the statement that lead to everyone saying that an anouncement had been made on thursday? It's from

    http://www.kcna.co.jp/item/2005/200502/news02/07.htm#1

    I guess you could read that into the line "collapse of the regime which is possessed of nuclear weapons"



    "U.S. Ambition for World Domination Blasted
        Pyongyang, February 6 (KCNA) -- The U.S. newspaper Defense News said that the U.S. Department of Defense is now working out scores of new "war plan scenarios". According to it, the scenarios simulate "contingency" in independent countries and developing countries and envisage the worldwide expansion of the "anti-terror war". Commenting on this, a signed article of Rodong Sinmun today says that it is the invariable U.S. ambition to make preemptive attacks on anti-imperialist independent and progressive countries.
        The simulated "collapse of the regime which is possessed of nuclear weapons" noteworthy in the scenarios clearly refers to the DPRK, the article says, and goes on:
        The U.S. bellicose forces listed the DPRK as a part of "axes of evil" and have worked up adventurous war scenarios to achieve their ambition for invasion of the north and are hell bent on the moves to stifle it.
        Never should it go unnoticed that the U.S. Department of Defense is testing the feasibility of the scenarios. As already disclosed, the U.S. troops made a sortie of planes from the U.S. military bases in Japan to commit test bombings based on the simulated Korean war twice a day during the Iraqi war according to Korean war scenarios. Special service units of the U.S. task force launched actual maneuvers in south Korea. Some days ago, it was disclosed that the U.S. warlike forces have already worked out in top secret a war scenario for invasion of the north to use 30 nuclear weapons in "contingency" in the Korean Peninsula and committed the exercise of dropping mock warheads.
        . The world peace-loving people should heighten vigilance against the U.S. new "war scenarios" and wage an active struggle against the U.S. aggression and war moves as the U.S. is leaving no stones unturned to achieve its ambition for aggression."

     
  • At 8:54 pm, February 14, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Ladies,

    The best source of news in the world is of course the BBC. With 43 overseas bureaux and 6 bureaux across the UK and Northern Ireland, the BBC has the world's most powerful Newsgathering operation, and of course a fantastic management accountant.....

     

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